Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!
He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.
(via sakagucci)
wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard
no thanks
outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it
my identity has been stolen
(via lameborghini)
where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate
thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf
This hurt my feelings
Well damn okay
(via volcainist)
Instead of paying $1 for a bookmark, you could just use the dollar as a bookmark.
you could just pee anyehere
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Anonymous asked:
merry clitoris
lesbianspacepilot Answer:
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me after watching Matilda as a child and waiting and waiting for my own Miss Honey to notice i was miserable and come save me and be proud of me and then realizing that doesnt happen and also that i cant move stuff with my mind i can just read books really well & be mentally ill
(via lovue)
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when mitski said i am a forest fire and i am the fire and i am the forest and i am a witness watching it i stand in a valley watching it and you are not there at all
(via cloudbeam)